My Regular Story (S1) Episode 4
Fist Pump and Meeting A Wonderful GirlI was happy today, I just met the most wonderful person a guy could ever ask for, but I guess it may never come yet. But I’m the type of person to wait and make the first move. Which may be awhile before that time came to be. But I’m getting ahead of myself, let me shed some light after the Destroyer of Worlds incident came to an end.The damages were fixed, even though it cost a ton of money to fix the damages that thing destroyed, not to mention we were lucky the firefighters came before the fires got any worse, thanks to me and my plan though. Also, I could sigh a breath of relief after when I went to find Skips, only to witness first hand that he managed to destroy that game with a sledgehammer. Now that monster will never come back to this world, because without the game to regenerate itself so someone could hit start again and restart this whole mess, it’ll never happen anymore, and I’m glad that Skips finally decided to destroy it instead of containing it.I guess finally there could be no more incidents, and I could finally get back to my regular life without another incident which would try to kill me.--- My alarm clock went off as I hit the snooze button, sitting up as I stretched.I brushed my teeth then took a shower, luckily no one was up yet, so I got myself an early start as always.I always wake up around five o’clock in the morning, just to do my early jog, but hey, a guy’s gotta stay in shape. But today was different, right before I decided to start my early jog, that’s if I had time, I decided to do something else. You see, about a year ago before I began working at the park, I noticed there was a place called “Coffee Shop” and it was literally right across the street from the park. I hadn’t had the chance to try it, mostly because I just ate at the house and not to mention I had to survive two incidents at the park, but now I decided to just go for it, I mean it’s better late than never.After arriving, I opened the door and went inside, going down the stairs as I took my surroundings in this new place. It was actually pretty nice and conventional, there were also a bunch of tables with some people in it, probably because they were early risers too. I took a seat which was right at the tv, maybe I might catch the news or maybe something good.I heard something be placed on the table as I looked down and saw a menu, opening it up while looking at something on the breakfast side. I wanted to eat a fast breakfast before the day starts and I have to begin working.“So, what would you like for today sir?” I heard a feminine voice asked.I was about to say something, but when I turned my head...nobody was there. I looked around until the feminine voice said, “Down here sir.”I looked down and saw a girl, it looked like a mixture between a human and a mole, with her buck teeth protruding out from her upper lip, an oval shaped light-brown tail, and bare feet. I have heard of half-breeds before, but I never actually met one. She had brown hair with some of it tied to a ponytail, red glasses, and wore a short-sleeved tan top with light-blue on her collar and cuffs, and had a tan skirt, probably her working uniform since she no doubt works here.“Oh, hello,” I greeted, “sorry I didn’t see you there.”“It’s okay,” The mole girl shrugged, “I get that a lot.”I chuckled a bit, I could see why, she almost looks like Rigby’s size.“By the way, I haven’t seen you before, are you new here?”“Uh, yeah,” I nodded, “just moved here about a year ago.”“Well it’s nice to see some new faces around here, I’m Eileen by the way.”She reached out her hand as I grabbed it and shook it.“Barney Jay, and it’s nice to meet you Ms. Eileen.”Eileen chuckles a bit then says, “You don’t have to call me Miss just Eileen will do. Anyway, what do you want on the menu?”“Huh, oh right, yeah, uh…” I looked at the menu and made a quick choice, “I’ll have two cinnamon rolls please.”She nods her head as I gave her the menu then says, “Coming right up sir.”While she walked away I said to her as she turns around, “Please, you don’t have to call me sir, just Barney will do.”Eileen chuckles, “Of course...Barney.”After she left, I waited patiently for my food to arrive, but then something caught my eye...something that I never imagined could happen...There was another girl, she was serving coffee to someone, and it was another bird, a robin no doubt with a wonderful feminine body. She had red and white feathers, with comma shaped markings on the sides of her head, and wore the same uniform that Eileen had. She turns around and starts walking as my mind began to slow down her movements.(Owl City-Deer in the headlights)My eyes widened as my jaw drops, everything in my vision began to change pink and she was surrounded by starlight sparkles. She was the most beautiful creature I’ve ever laid eyes on in my whole life. My heart was beating fast. Oh, be still my heart, don’t ruin this moment for me.I wasn’t sure if she was walking towards me, but I didn’t care as I sighed happily.“Hey, Barney!”“Huh?”(End music with record scratch sound)I heard someone call my name and tugging on my blue jeans, looking down, I noticed Eileen holding a plate filled with two cinnamon rolls.“Here are your rolls.”“Oh, uh, thank you.”I took the plate and sat it down, then went back to looking at that beautiful girl.“You okay?” Eileen asked, but I didn’t answer, I just couldn’t take my eyes off of that girl.I heard a chair being pulled up, but I paid it no heed. “Whatcha lookin’ at?” I still didn’t answer as I watched that girl pour some coffee in a guy's mug.“Oh her,” Eileen says to me, “that’s my best friend, Margaret.”“Margaret.” I muttered, it was such a nice name for someone so beautiful.I saw a hand being waved at my face, snapping me out of my trance as I looked at Eileen who was sitting on the table with her knees. “Would you want some coffee with your rolls?”“Uh, yeah.” I nodded as Eileen climbed down the table.I watched as she went over to Margaret and-Wait what! What is she doing!She was talking to her then points at me, making her look at me in the eye.I blushed a bit as I turned away and began eating my rolls, trying to calm down nerves. Come on man, don’t panic, I often thought to myself, she’s just a girl, you’ve been around with other girls before, she’ll be no different than the others...Oh, but who am I kidding, she’s not like the other girls, and she doesn’t even know the real me.“Excuse me.” A voice says.While taking another bite and chewing it, I heard the voice as I turned towards Margaret who was looking at me, making me gasp as my food went down my throat the wrong way. I covered my mouth and started coughing a bit, making sure my breakfast didn’t come out of my mouth.“Are you okay?” Eileen asked as I gave her a thumbs up.“Here,” I heard Margaret say, “drink this, it should help to wash it down.”Margaret gave me a coffee mug filled with coffee, I didn’t hesitate as I drank it down, putting the mug down as I took a few breaths. “Thanks...woo,” I patted my chest in relief. “That really went down the wrong pipe.”I heard Margaret chuckle as I looked at her, she really was cute when she laughed.“Margaret,” Eileen says, “I want you to meet Barney, he’s the new guy in town.”“Well, it's nice to meet you, Barney.”Margaret offers her feathered hand to me as I shook hers while saying, “It’s a pleasure...Margaret.” Wow, her hand was so soft, almost like a baby’s hand.“Umm, you can let go of my hand now.” Margaret says.I looked at her then back at her hand, “Oh, uh, sorry.” I let her go as she chuckles, man this was embarrassing.--- Several hours went by after the day I first met her. I just gotta go back and see her, but first work a bit, then lunch break and I’ll head back to the place.After working for several hours, my friends and I decided to have a lunch break. So me, Mordecai, and Rigby went over to the Coffee Shop to have lunch there. We sat at the same spot where I first met both Eileen and Margaret. I sat on the far right corner of the table with Mordecai and Rigby beside me, but man, it’s gonna be so good, for today is gonna be special.“Hey guys,” Eileen says, “what can I get you?”“Um, three sandwiches with coffee for me and my friends,” I answered for them as they turned to me with odd looks. “It’s on me guys. Oh, and by the way, I want you to meet Eileen.”Eileen chuckles a bit then says, “I already know them Barney.” She then waves, “Hi Rigby.”“Hello Eileen.” Rigby sighs in annoyance.“Wait a minute, you actually know these two?” I said.“Yep,” Eileen says, “we met a couple of months ago.”I was surprised, so she already met these two long before I did, but that would mean...they also know about Margaret as well.“I’ll bring your sandwiches in just a moment.”It took about a couple of minutes for Eileen to bring our sandwiches, but I was surprised that she already gave us our coffee instead of Margaret. Oh well, it doesn’t matter who brings it, I’m just glad that this is good coffee, but I’ve had my fair share of different coffees before. While we were eating our food, Rigby points at the tv and says, “Hey guys, look!”We looked at the tv as rock music was being played. Well here we go again, because this never gets old for me.“Yes, Fist Pump!”“C’mon guys,” I said, “fist pump with me!”We were fist pumping and chuckling a bit, then we ended it with drinking our coffees, drumming on the table, and finished pumping our fists until the music ended. We laughed together after the music ended, but man, that music was good back in the old days for me, and I’m just glad to hear this again with my two friends listening to this while they turned their attention towards the tv screen.“Listen up pumpheads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers! They just got out of jail and rehab, and now they're back and ready to rock your eleven to fifteen-year old pants off! That’s our demographic get over that’s right Fist Pump Live! Live, at Slammers this Friday! Friday, be there or be a loser!”Mordecai chuckles a bit as I asked, “What’s so funny?”“Oh nothing,” Mordecai nodded, “it’s just that there’s going to be so many losers at that concert.”“I wouldn’t be too sure Mordecai, most people who know that band are devoted fans or just love their music, I know I do.”“Seriously?” Mordecai takes a drink from his mug.“Yeah, in fact I have a lot of their music recorded on my IPod.”Mordecai shrugs, he probably doesn’t care.“We have to go to that concert.” I heard Rigby say.“What?” I said as I looked at him.“Seriously?” Mordecai also says. “Dude, they were cool in the third grade, but now-”“Correction,” Rigby interrupted, “there cool in any grade, but you wouldn’t know that, probably because you hate yourself or something!”“Now that’s not true Rigby!” I said, “Maybe it’s because he just lost his interest in Fist Pump is all, so it’s no big deal.”“No guys it nothing like that.” Mordecai says. “It’s just that we don’t have the money for those tickets.”“No…” Rigby says, “but I know someone who does.”“Who?” Mordecai asked.“Yeah who?” I asked as well.Rigby tilted his head up as we turned to the direction he meant, but I didn’t see anybody that Rigby meant. I look back to them...only for the both of them to have smirks on their faces, then I began to put two and two together while waving both my hands at them. “No...nononono, don’t even go there guys.”“Oh, come on Barney!” Rigby says. “Just do us a-”“Ah, ah!” I held up one finger, stopping Rigby from saying that one word, ‘cause I know what they’ll try to do, and there not going to try and use me again, “If you're going to say that, then the answer is no.”“Ah what, why!”“Well first of all, I can’t keep helping you guys every now and then, you guys need to handle things yourselves without me. Remember? Second, I don’t have enough money to even help you guys, let alone do the solid.”“Dude,” Mordecai says while looking at Rigby, “he has a point, we can’t keep taking advantage of him. But why do you want to go so bad?”“Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life!”“Heh, good point.” I shrugged.I couldn’t blame Rigby, if anyone is a devoted fan or just loves the band, going to this concert could be the biggest moment in anyone’s life. I mean heck, it could be my biggest moment of my life, I haven’t seen the band or heard any new kind of music in decades, so this could be the biggest opportunity for not just me, but for others like Rigby.“Yeah,” Mordecai says to me, “but it looks like his life sucks.”“Yeah, his life still probably sucks already.”“SHUT UP!” Rigby yells while we laughed at him.“Hey guys.” A voice says to us as we turned to see Margaret.“Hey Margaret.” Me and Mordecai said in unison.“Were you guys talking about the concert?”“We're talking about a concert,” Rigby says, “is the concert you're talking about...Fist Pump!”“Yeah, cool.”“Wait,” Mordecai says, “your going?”“Yeah I am, even Barney’s going.”“What!” Mordecai and Rigby said in unison.I gasped...oh no.“Yeah,” Margaret continues to speak, “didn’t he tell you guys,” I waved my hands, then made a cutting gesture with my throat, but that didn’t stop Margaret from spilling the beans, “he left about several hours ago, he was very excited to see that band again so he went and got himself a ticket.”I sighed then looked at them, they glared at me while I made an embarrassing chuckle while scratching the back of my head, and began to reminisce about what happened several hours earlier…--- Several Hours Earlier…“Um, you can let go of my hand now.” Margaret says.I looked at her then back at her hand, “Oh, uh, sorry.” I let her go as she chuckles, man this was embarrassing.I heard the sound of music coming from the tv, looking at it as I gasp, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. “Hey, look!” I said to Margaret and Eileen while pointing at the tv.“No way!” Margaret says. “That’s Fist Pump!”“C’mon ladies, fist pump with me!” The three of us fist pumped with the music while we laughed together, then it ended with me drumming on the table while cheering “Woo!” We all laughed together again while I said, “That never gets old.”“Wait guys,” Eileen says while pointing back at the tv, “there’s more, look.”“Listen up pumpheads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers! They just got out of jail and rehab, and now they’re back and ready to rock your eleven to fifteen-year old pants off! That’s our demographic get over that’s right Fist Pump Live! Live, at Slammers this Friday! Friday, be there or be a loser!”I had the biggest smile on my face, I couldn’t help but jump off the chair while whooping into the air and shouting, “Woohoo, oh yes!”People began to look at me while I said to them, “It’s Fist Pump, it’s coming here to Slammers!”Some people began to cheer, probably because they too like Fist Pump the same as me.“I gotta get a ticket now before they run out!”Before I made a mad dash towards Slammers, Margaret stopped me by grabbing my shoulder and saying, “Wait, you need to pay first!”“Oh, yeah, of course.” I got out my wallet then gave her a few bucks. “Here, keep the change.” Then I ran, but before I left, I said to them, “It’s nice meeting you guys!”“It’s nice meeting you too!” Eileen shouted before I opened the door and left.While running to Slammers, there was a short line, it was still early so not many people would notice the commercial about Fist Pump coming to town yet, I checked my watch while nodding and saying, “Hey, I still got some time to spare.”After waiting for several minutes, I managed to slam my money down since it only cost about fifty bucks, just enough for me to buy myself my own ticket then buy myself some lunch, planning ahead because I wanted to meet Margaret again, and start my morning jog before I begin working while waiting until Fist Pump arrives.--- Several Hours Later...I was hoping to keep this to myself, but that seemed to be out of the question when I now realized that they know about Margaret, which happened about a couple of months ago before I met her and Eileen too. Wanting to change the subject before things got out of hand, I asked Margaret, “So uh...you're going to the concert as well?”“Yeah, I know there kinda old, but I remember them from when I was a kid.”I chuckled, “Yeah, me too, I used to go to some of their concerts when I was little. Who knew we had something in common.” Margaret chuckled while I also said, “But I bet there’s going to be a lot of people there,” I used this to my advantage to get out of this one by elbowing slightly on Mordecai’s arm. “Right guys?”“Yeah, everyone’s gonna be there, it’s gonna be fun, are you guys gonna go?”Looking back at them, they weren’t glaring at me, but had happy looks on their faces when Margaret asked them.“I’m totally gonna go.” Mordecai says.“Oh so now your gonna-” Rigby was cut off as Mordecai punched him in the arm. “OW!”I chuckled at him, but then I too got punched in the arm, massaging it while saying, “Ah, what was that for man?”“Don’t think you didn’t deserve that.”I grunted at Mordecai while still massaging my arm.“Oh, and will be there.”“Cool,” Margaret says, “see you guys there.”“You to Margaret.” I said.“Yeah, see ya.” Mordecai says.I sighed happily, knowing that I’ll get the chance to see her at the concert, maybe I might ask her out on a date. But I have to take this nice and easy, and as the saying goes “slow and steady wins the race”.“I can’t believe you guys are going to a Fist Pump concert just for some lady pecs.”I glared at Rigby, he really doesn’t understand.“Rigby,” Mordecai says, “one day you’ll be old enough to understand the real reason that people go to concerts.”“Yeah,” I said, “and it’s not just for some ‘lady pecs’ at all.”“Whatever,” Rigby says, “it’s to listen to music, I already know that. Now, how are we gonna get the money for those tickets?”“Tsk, that’s easy,” I took a sip from my mug. “Just work extra, then you guys can get extra money for that.”“He’s right,” Mordecai says, “we just need extra work hours.”“Extra work?” Rigby says. “I don’t even like regular work.”I phst at what Rigby said. “You don’t like any kind of work. But do you like Fist Pump?”“Yes.”“Then you like extra work.” Me and Mordecai said in unison.“Hm, fine.”“Hm, good.” I said to Rigby.We all nodded at each other while we “hm-hmm” each other as well.--- We went back to the park to find Benson, only to find him at Skips’ place with Pops helping him fix the cart. I told Mordecai and Rigby to let me do the talking, so I went over to Benson with Mordecai and Rigby following me there, and explained to him that my friends wish to do overtime at work. I also told him that they wanted to do it for extra dough, leaving out the reason why was because they wanted to go to a Fist Pump concert.Benson gave me an unamused look then said, “Let me get this straight, you want me to give those two overtime, and even though they can’t even finish the regular amount that they normally have. You want me to add on even more.”“Yes.” I nodded.Benson laughed while crossing his arms and then said, “No.”“What!” I exclaimed.“Ah, c’mon Benson please!” Rigby says. “Fist Pump is playing at Slammers and we don’t have enough money for tickets!”Benson chuckles slightly, “Are you serious? Fist Pump, you know what kind of people go to those concerts?”“I do.” I said.Benson looks over to me and chuckles a little while saying, “Your kidding me right?” As he continued to chuckle, I crossed my arms and gave him a serious look. His chuckle began to diminish then said, “You're not kidding are you?”“No.” I nodded, “Got a problem with that?”“No, but who else is going besides you?”“WOOOOOHOOOO!” Benson got his answer as we heard a voice cry out. We looked to see Muscle Man on top of the cart and Hi Five Ghost driving it. Muscle Man’s shirt was off and twirling it while also holding two tickets. “That’s right ladies!” We heard Muscle Man shout. “We got two tickets to Fist Pump! See ya later grandma’s!”As they drove away, I nodded my head while chuckling slightly, Muscle Man has no idea I’m coming to the concert as well, but I know I’ll see him there.Rigby grunts and marches his way towards Benson and says with a serious tone in his voice, “Benson you listen and you listen good…”I hoped he wasn’t going to say anything stupid which would get him into trouble, but my eyes widened at what he was doing…He was literally getting on his knees and begging like a little kid. “Please Benson, please give us overtime! Please.”I stifled a laugh while pinching the bridge of my nose. This was both funny and embarrassing, I just can’t believe Rigby would go so low as to beg like this. Man, I wish I had a camera for this.Mordecai slaps my arm slightly, while I looked at him and mouthed off What to him as he nods his head at me.“What is the big deal?” Benson says. “It’s just some talentless band.”I crossed my arms again and nodded while saying, “I wouldn’t be too sure about that, there actually really good once you listen to their music.”“Are you serious? Do you even listen to this crap? Their music is bad.”“Actually they aren’t that bad.” Skips said while joining in on the conversation. “Not that I’m into that stuff. We are pretty backed up though, I think you should listen to Barney and give those two the work.”“Oh, I agree,” Pops said while joining in on the conversation as well. “I say if they want to see Pump Fist, then let them see Pump Fist.”“Actually it's Fist Pump.” I corrected Pops while chuckling then said to Benson, “But anyway, let them do overtime, give them a chance. I mean, psht, it’s not gonna kill you to let them do it.”Benson nodded while sighing as he relented, “Fine, you can work overtime.”They waved their arms in the air and shouted, “OOOOOOOH!”Benson gave a list to Rigby for them to use and said, “Here’s a list of things we need done, when you finish’em, you’ll get your money.”They walked away while waving their arms in the air and spinning around and shouting, “OOOOOOOH!”After they left, I stood right next to Benson as he sighed and said, “Idiots.”I chuckled a little while I patted Benson’s shoulder and said to him, “I wouldn’t be too sure, you’ll be surprised once they set a goal in mind, they’ll be determined to get what they want.” --- Boy how right I was. For the last several hours my friends have been working non-stop.As for me, though, since there was no work to be done and my friends are already taking care of the rest, I decided to write down what’s happened so far in my journal. I know what you're probably thinking. Why would I do this, why would I write about my life? Well, that’s something for another part of the story.Anyway, right before I went to bed, I went downstairs to the kitchen to have myself a warm cup of milk, only to see my two friends finish up on vacuuming the living room and I’ll admit the place was clean as a whistle. I even noticed Benson who had a surprised look on his face.I even told Benson while patting his shoulder, “I told you so.”Benson gave them the money, but they just sucked it up in the vacuum cleaner, making Benson sigh and me chuckling a little bit at this. Then after that, they just dug it out.--- Today was finally the day, Fist Pump was coming tonight, and I just have plenty of time to get ready.It was the afternoon and I was wearing a black shirt that was labeled “Fist Pump” on it over my white shirt that I just recently bought for ten bucks early this morning and changed my blue jeans into black to match the shirt I wore.Making my way to Slammers, there were some people who were eagerly waiting to get inside and see Fist Pump. But me, I wanted to meet a certain someone while killing some time.Looking around through the small crowd...my eyes widen as I see Margaret. She was wearing a skimpy black top that was also labeled “Fist Pump” with her sides exposing her black bra and had a white skirt. She looked absolutely gorgeous, but I had to keep my emotions and feelings in check, now wasn’t the right time.But right before I went over there to see her, I saw my friends who managed to beat me to Slammers. But one good look at them told me that they were clearly exhausted, they can barely keep their eyes open. I was about to walk over there and help them before they collapsed from exhaustion, I didn’t see Margaret bumping into me as we looked at each other face to face and I said to her, “Oh, sorry about that.”“It’s okay, and hi Barney.”Looking back at her skimpy black top, I couldn’t help but say, “Wow, you really…” I refrained myself from saying gorgeous so I said, “Cleaned up nicely.” I gasped and covered my mouth, my face blushed at what I said. That was a poor choice of words.Margaret giggled a little and said, “Thanks, I like your matching outfit.”“Thanks,” I chuckled a little bit while showing off my clothes for tonight's concert. “I always wear clothes that match the outfit.”Margaret nods her head in approval.Deciding to change to subject I said, “By the way,” I looked around for another person who I thought would be joining us, “where’s Eileen, isn’t she coming too?”“No,” Margaret nodded, “she’s got a lot of homework to take care of from school, and she’s doing me a solid by taking over my shift so I can go to the concert with my boyfriend.”I nodded in under-Wait what!“Wait a minute, you have a boyfriend!”“Yeah,” Margaret nodded, “you didn’t know about it?”I nodded my head no to her.She chuckles and says, “Well, I’ll see you later Barney.”She waves at me, but I didn’t wave at her back nor didn’t pay any attention to her...I just stood there dumbstruck, I felt my plans for her come crashing down like someone threw a rock and shattered a glass window. Man, this really sucks, I can’t believe I met another one who’s already been taken, but at least as long as she’s happy that’s all that matters to me. I sighed in disappointment, but turned my attention back to Mordecai and Rigby.I chuckled a little bit at the sight of those two. Rigby was already conked out while drooling on the pavement and Mordecai was asleep standing up and snoring. I smiled while deciding to mess with them a bit. I tiptoed silently as I got behind Mordecai, raised my arms into the air...then grabbed his shoulders while shouting, “Whatdoyouthinkyourdoing!”This caused Mordecai to scream and Rigby to wake up quickly while also screaming slightly. While they turned to face me and breathing heavily with Mordecai placing his feathered hand on his chest, I clutched my belly and laughed hard.“Dude, what the H man!” Mordecai yelled, “Are you trying to give us a heart attack?”“Yeah man,” Rigby says while yawning, “not cool.”I wiped a tear from my eye and said, “Oh man, you should’ve seen your faces.” I chuckled a little bit then composed myself. “Well anyway, did you guys manage to get your tickets?”“No.” Mordecai says while yawning. “They just sold out and now they’re selling the super deluxe tickets which cost 400 dollars.”I cringed at this. “Bummer.”“Yeah, but we’re going to keep working until we get those tickets.”“Are you serious?” I crossed my arms. “Haven’t you and Rigby looked at yourselves lately, you're exhausted, both of you.”I heard Rigby snoring on the pavement, showing Mordecai to simplify that fact.“Don’t worry,” Mordecai says sleepily while yawning again, “there’s a way for us to stay awake. So can you please help us?”I sighed while pinching the bridge of my nose, “Alright, I’ll help you out just this once for today since we’re all going to see Fist Pump, but once this is over, I want you to rest. Got it, Mordecai?”Looking at Mordecai, his head was already slumped forward while sleeping and snoring. I nodded at him, then slapped him in the face as he cried “Ow!” then said while rubbing his face, “Thank you.”“Don’t mention it.”I picked up the still sleeping and snoring Rigby and placed him on my shoulder. Looking over to Mordecai, I said to him, “Here, give me your arm.”I took Mordecai’s feathered arm and placed it around my neck, but right before I started carrying them back, Mordecai says to me, “Barney, when we get back and before we go see Benson for extra work, can you take us to the kitchen?”I looked at him while cocking my eyebrow and asked, “Why?”“You’ll see.”--- After carrying Rigby and dragging Mordecai back to the park. Mordecai let’s go of me and slowly went to the one thing I never thought they could use...They actually used coffee during their “overtime” and not only have they managed to succeed, but it’s costing them their time to rest.Mordecai took the pot of coffee and started drinking it, letting its caffeinated effect wake him up a bit, and then woke up Rigby where I left him in the chair and he too started drinking it.“Guys, how much coffee have you guys been drinking?” I asked.“Just enough for us to finish work.” Mordecai says.I slapped myself and realized they were drinking that much coffee. I sighed and nodded while saying, “Guys, don’t you know the more you drink coffee, the more chances that you’ll crash out from caffeine?” “Hey, don’t worry about it, once we drink some coffee will have enough energy to do work again.”I sighed at this, sometimes these two need to learn this the hard way.After that was done, me and my two friends went to find Benson. We found him over at Skips’ place with the cart ready, but right before he left I called out to him, telling him that Mordecai wanted to tell him something.“Benson, we need more money.” Mordecai says tiredly while Rigby jugs down the pot of coffee that they had brought with them.“Yeah,” Rigby also says tiredly, “give us more money.”“There’s no chores left.” Benson says. “Unless...you want to mow the lawn.”“The lawn!” We said in unison.The three of us looked behind at how big the lawn is. It’ll take all day, no it’ll take a couple of days to get this done. “You’ve got to be kidding me.” I muttered.“Ah, what,” Mordecai says, “that’ll take forever!”“Here’s the keys.” Benson says while showing us the keys. “You know where the mower is.” He tosses the keys and they were about to land on Rigby if I hadn’t caught them. “Good luck.”Right before he drove off, I stopped him by saying, “Whoa, Whoa, time-out for a second!” Benson looks at me as I continued, “There’s no way they can handle this! I mean look at them, they can barely keep their eyes open and they’re about to pass out anytime soon!”“So,” Benson shrugs, “not my problem. Unless you want to watch them.” He starts up the cart. “Which I know you're good at doing that.”My jaw dropped as he started to drive away.My hands clenched into fists as I yelled, “What that’s supposed to mean, don’t you care what happens to those two if they were to work like this!”He didn’t hear what I said as he was already far away from hearing range. In anger, I tossed the keys as they slid near Rigby’s feet and muttered, “Unbelievable, un-freaking-believable!”“Hey dude, chill out.” Mordecai says tiredly. “Besides, who needs luck when we have...coffee!”“Oooooooh!” They both said tiredly in unison.I sighed while pinching the bridge of my nose and said, “Guys, did you not hear what I just said? You can’t handle it, not like this, and you can’t even keep your eyes open.”“Dude, he’s right,” Rigby says, “my eyes won’t stay open any more and I think we're almost outta coffee.”“Nonsense dude,” Mordecai says, “we got plenty of coffee.”Mordecai puts a now empty pot of coffee in his beak while trying to drink it.I sighed and snatched it away from him while saying, “Oh, give me that!” But Mordecai collapses and Rigby says to me, “Barney, what did you do?”“Mordecai collapsed from exhaustion.” I bent down and slightly shook Mordecai, “Hey, you okay, you still with me man?”“Need more coffee, need more Margaret.”“I’m sorry dude, but there’s just no way you could see her. But don’t worry, I’ll tell her that you worked overtime and couldn’t make it, I’m sure she’ll understand.”“No man, I wanna see her, I wanna go to Fist Pump.”“Yeah dude,” Rigby says tiredly while trying to pump his fists, “Fist Pump.”“I’m sorry guys you can’t go, not like this, but at least you tried guys. C’mon, let me help you get to the house so you can rest guys.”Right before I was about to help them by dragging their tired behinds back to the house, I heard a voice say, “Coffee, coffee.”“What the-Ugh!”My eyes widened in shock at what I saw...It was a giant coffee bean! Yes, an actual coffee bean that just spoke to us, and it had a white headband and white underwear. Okay, I’ve seen a lot of weird things, but this one took the cake.Anyway, standing right next to the giant coffee bean, was an Asian man who was tall and slim with black hair, round glasses, a white collared shirt with a brown tie, and had a teal suit jacket with matching pants.“Coffee.”“Huh?” I gave the giant coffee bean an odd look.“Greetings fellow Fist Pump fans.” The Asian man said, “May we help you get some tickets?”“What,” Mordecai says. “Who are you?”“Coffee, coffee.” “As you can see,” The Asian man said, “I am a giant coffee bean, I can bring you caffeine, do you accept?”“Wait, what?” “Whoa, hold it for a second!” I said, “You can understand that thing?”“Why of course,” The Asian man said, “I am his translator.”“Okay, that leaves me with another question. How did you two get here?”“Simple, we walked.”That wasn’t the right answer I wanted, so I tried a different approach.“No, no, no, I mean how did you know find us, and how did you know that we were here?”“We saw you at Slammers carrying those two, and we overheard that you needed help, so we followed you.”“Yeah, well, I hate to break it to you, but I don’t need any help.”“Oh, this isn’t about you young man,” The Asian man points at my two friends, “it’s about them.”I looked at those two for a moment and then turned my attention back to the Asian man. “What’s this about?”The giant coffee bean takes out a contract, but all it said was “coffee, coffee, coffee” written all over it, which I have no clue what it means.“Coffee, coffee, coffee coffee coffee, coffee coffee coffee coffee.”“Uhhh,” I scratched the side of my head, “what did he say?”“He says-”“Ah cool,” Rigby interrupted, “a contract let’s sign it!”Right before Rigby was about to sign it, when the Asian man shrugs and takes out his pen, I stopped him by grabbing his arm and saying, “Whoa, hold it Rigby!” Pushing him back a bit, I turned back to the Asian man and said, “First, tell me what he said?”“Very well, he says ‘We will provide you with all the coffee you need, in exchange for our partnership, but only by signing a contract from us.’”I was a little suspicious so I asked, “What’s the catch?”“No catch, we only help to provide what you need, no more, no less.”I didn’t like this, something was up with those two. While I was pondering at this, I didn’t notice Rigby move passed me and snatched the pen from the Asian man, then grabbed the contract from the giant coffee bean.“Rigby don’t!” He didn’t listen to me as he already signed it and gave it back to the coffee bean which he then placed it on his chest and absorbed it.“Coffee, coffee.” The giant coffee bean said.He then grunted while grabbing his nipples as coffee squirted out from them.Ah sick! That was just completely unsanitary!While my two friends screamed, the stream of coffee entered their mouths and they swallowed it.I gulped while covering my mouth, this was just too disgusting, then walked over to them and said, “Guys, you okay?”They didn’t say a word, but then their pupils dilated and like a kid going in a sugar rush. They took the pot of coffee and picked up the key as they ran like crazy. I stood up and nodded at those two, knowing full well what would happen if they kept consuming more coffee so I said, “This is not gonna end well.”--- (Loverboy-Working for the Weekend)For the past couple of hours, I sat on the sidelines and watched as both Mordecai and Rigby were mowing the lawn, and I wasn’t the only one that was watching those two. The Asian man and the giant coffee bean were also watching while helping them by giving them more coffee. No thanks to that giant freaky bean, they were like going all over the place, but everytime they started losing energy, they always gave them more coffee.Man, they were totally addicted to that stuff, but it won’t be my fault if they didn’t listen to me and collapsed from using too much caffeine.Anyway, after they were finished, Benson was once again surprised as he took his wallet and was about to pay them both yet again, but once again they sucked up the money along with his wallet with a vacuum cleaner and drove off.Seriously though, how did they manage to bring a vacuum cleaner like that? Maybe it was probably they were hyped-up on caffeine and they literally ran back to the house so they could show-off on Benson. But whatever the reason was, I still had a bad feeling that sooner or later they’ll collapse before they had a chance to see Fist Pump. So I decided to just be precautious.(End Music)--- I leaned back against a wall, waiting for my two friends to appear. But not only that, I was also waiting for Margaret to show up and probably get to know her boyfriend. While the crowd was getting bigger and I was still waiting, I decided to double check the camcorder I brought with me, just to be sure I had enough charge on it. After I finished looking at the charge, I heard someone call my name in a singsong voice, “Oh Barney.”I looked up and saw my two friends Mordecai and Rigby.“Look what we just got.” Mordecai says as the both of them showed me their tickets.I was surprised, their tickets looked awesome, they were purple and coated with diamonds, so I said to them, “Wow, I’m a little jealous guys, it’s no wonder those tickets were expensive. They’re actually really awesome!”“Oh yeah they are!” Rigby says as we all chuckled together.“By the way guys, how are you feeling?”“Energized,” Mordecai says, “and ready to see Fist Pump!”“OOOOOOOH!” They chanted.“Yeah,” Rigby says, “and it was all thanks to...coffee!”“Coffee!” Mordecai says in a singsong voice while they both chuckled.Now that I was reminded about coffee, I said to Rigby, “Oh, by the way Rigby, before I forget.”I slapped Rigby on top of the head using only two fingers, making him cry “Ow!” while massaging his noggin and saying, “Dude, what the H was that for man!”“That was for being an idiot! Do you even know what a contract is?”“Uh yeah, it’s a piece of paper where I can just sign it and get whatever we want.”“No, it’s more to it than that, even if you sign it there’s always something you gotta pay for in return.”“Uh, haven’t you forgotten, he said there was no catch. Remember?”“He’s right dude.” Mordecai says. “So what’s your problem with contracts?”I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose as I explained, “Look, even if there is no catch, there’s always an arranged deal, something that you two don’t know about. Having a contracted partnership is one thing, but there’s always something that the partner wants in return.” “Like what?”“Anything that the partner wants.” I sighed. “Look, the point is, when going through this you need to be ready to honor the deal. Don’t do so and there could be consequences that will lead you into trouble. So word of advice, be careful with those two, and I mean really careful.”Mordecai placed a feathered hand on my shoulder and said, “Hey, don’t worry about it, but will keep that in mind. Right Rigby?”“Yeah,” Rigby says, “so don’t worry about it will be fine. Okay?”I highly doubt that, I thought, but I just sighed and nodded.“Well, I think you guys should get ready. I’m not sure when they’ll open so we can see Fist Pump.”They both nodded as they ran off, but right before they did, Mordecai waves his feathered arm and yells, “Will see you inside, buddy!”I nodded my head and waved back, then leaned back against the wall once again while waiting for them and Margaret to appear. However, I wasn’t sure how long they’ve been gone, so I looked at my watch and noticed they’ve been gone for thirty minutes. “Seriously, what’s taking those two so long?” I muttered. “I sure hope Margaret gets here as well.”“Hey Barney!” A familiar voice says to me.My lips formed into a smile as I looked up and noticed none other than Margaret. “Hey Margaret,” I said to her as I walked over to her then hugged her as she hugged me back. “I’m glad that you made it on time.”“Hey, what do you think you're doing?” A voice says to me.I look over Margaret’s shoulder and see a guy who was glaring at me, and was wearing a white tank top shirt with the words “Fist Pump” written on it, black jeans and boots, and he had a mohawk on top of his head.“Um, I’m hugging Margaret. Is there a problem?”“Yeah, you have less than two seconds to get your hands off of my girl.”My girl, I thought.Margaret turns her attention to him and says, “Slasher, leave him alone, he’s just being friendly to me.”“Slasher? Wait is he your-”“Yeah, this is Slasher, he’s my boyfriend.”I sorta figured it out by putting two and two together, but I decided to put it out of my mind.“Slasher, I want you to meet my friend Barney.”“It’s a pleasure.” I said while offering my hand in a greetful manner.Slasher just pushes my hand away and jabs a finger to my chest and says, “You better keep your hands away from my girl, if you know what’s good for you...bub.”It was just as I thought, the moment when he spoke to me like that, and when our eyes met, the bells in my head were ringing, telling me this guy was no good. He was both a prick and a dick at the same time, it was all muscles and no brains. This guy has no clue what I’m capable of if he ever crosses the line with me. Keeping my head at a cool-level, I brushed off his finger and said with a cheeky grin, “I’ll keep that in mind...bub.”Slasher growls at me, I can tell he was about to do something stupid, but Margaret diffuses the situation by placing her feathered arm on his chest and says, “Slasher, leave him alone!”I looked at Margaret and saw her glaring at her boyfriend, but I’ve got to say, she’s got spirit when standing up for somebody. I really liked that in a girl who’s got that.“Man, whatever!” Slasher says as I look back at him, then he points a finger at me and says, “This ain’t over pal! C’mon Margaret, let’s go.”After when Slasher walked away, Margaret looks at me with an apologetic look and says, “Barney, I am so sorry about this.”“Hey, it’s okay, you don’t have to apologize.” I motioned for her to come closer as I whispered, “But seriously, your boyfriend is a real jack A.”“I know,” she whispered to me back, “that’s why when this is over, I’m going to break up with him, because he’s been a real jerk for the past week.”“Good for you, your better off without him anyways.”“Hey Margaret!” We heard Slasher yell. “C’mon, let’s go there opening up!”“I’m coming!”She turns her attention back to me as I said to her, “Shall we, I can sit right next to you if you like.”“I really like that.” She smiled at me while we walked. “But wait, what about Slasher?”“Eh, don’t worry about’em.” I waved it off. “If he tries anything stupid with me, I’ll end it...” I snapped my fingers. “...in an instant.”“How?” She gives me a questionable look.“You’ll see.” I winked at her.As we were walking, I heard a sound, it was faint, like it was the sound of a chainsaw and the roar of wheels.“Wait.” I said to Margaret as we both stopped.“What is it?”“Shh, listen, do you hear that?”The sound of tires was getting closer, and I wasn’t the only one who heard it. The crowd looks on ahead as me and Margaret also follow suit.“The hell…”Me and Margaret gasped at what was happening. Right in the middle of the road were Mordecai and Rigby driving the mower, the levers that controls the mower were completely severed like someone just sliced it off, and right next to them were that Asian guy and the giant coffee bean that were driving the cart, and the top of it was completely gone. What are those two doing here, and what the hell is going on! I didn’t have time to ponder at this as I cupped my right hand and shouted, “Everyone, get back!”This seemed to snap out the crowd as they started to panic and darted here and there, trying to get out of the way of the oncoming crash. I pushed Margaret while also yelling, “Margaret, get down!” as we both fell on the ground and I heard her yelp as I covered her body with my own, trying to protect her if the crash got any worse.As the crash came to an end, I looked up and noticed both my friends and those other two were fine. Looking back down at Margaret, my face blushed as I can feel the warmth of my face turn red and Margaret’s cheeks turned a shade of pink at this awkward moment.I was on top of her and she was below me, but to tell you the truth, this is what I always imagined if I ever had feelings for a girl. But I guess you could think of me as some helpless romantic. To also add in the truth, if there was a moment like this...I wouldn’t hesitate to put myself and her in this position. But this wasn’t the moment, this was a bit embarrassing.I slightly chuckled in embarrassment and said, “Sorry about that.”“It’s okay.” Margaret chuckles in embarrassment as well. “But you can get off me now.”“Uh, right of course.” I quickly got off her and dusted myself as she too also got up and dusted herself off as well.Looking back ahead, I noticed the Asian man and the giant coffee bean were blocked by Mordecai and Rigby, but getting a good look at those two I see the Asian man’s suit was changed from teal to green and his ordinary white collared shirt were changed a bit, he still possessed the white collared shirt, but instead it was written “Fist Pump” on it, probably a different brand for people who work in the business and are fans to Fist Pump. The giant coffee bean didn’t have his white headband, but still had it’s white underwear, and was wearing a white shirt that had “Fist Pump” written on it.Not sure what was going on, I turned my attention to Margaret, then gave her my camcorder as she looked at me with a questionable look as I said to her, “Listen, I need you to get inside, but hold on to this for me, I’ll be right back.”As I walked away from her, Margaret says, “What’s going on?”“Uh, friend trouble, nothing you should worry about.” I walked away, but turned back around as I also said, “Be sure to save a spot for me!”“I will!”As I made my way through the crowd, I could barely hear what my two friends and those other two were saying, but as I got closer and managed to get in front of the crowd, I heard the Asian man say, “But we had a contract!”“Shut it!” I heard Rigby yell.“Hey!” I yelled as well, getting their attention. “What the H is going on here, what happened!”“It’s them!” Mordecai said while pointing at them. “They’re the ones that happened!”I looked at them and recognized the tickets that the Asian man was holding.“Hey, those are my friends' tickets. How did you get those?”“They stole it from us!” Rigby said.“Yeah, and they tried to kill us with a chainsaw man!”“What!”My face began to darken into a scowl as I said to the Asian man, “Are these claims true?”“Um, well, uh...yes.”My right hand tightened into a fist, then I began to slowly march towards them while cracking my knuckles.“Now young man, I understand your upset-”“First of all,” My voice lowered to a dark tone, “upset doesn’t cover it, and two, it’s not ‘young man’ it’s Barney Jay, remember that.”“Okay, Mr. Jay, but we can work this out-”I sped up towards him, making him slightly gasp slightly and the giant coffee bean saying in shock, “Coffee!”A clairvoyant aura began to surround me, making the Asian man and the giant coffee bean separate from each other while having their faces be filled with fear and dread.“Here’s what I say, you have less than three seconds to give me those tickets...now.”The Asian man’s fear dissipated for a bit, then he glared at me with defiance while clutching the two tickets close to his chest like how a little kid doesn’t want to give up something that doesn’t belong to him and says, “No! These tickets are ours, and besides, like I said before, we had a contract and-”He didn’t say another word as I breathed through my nose and exhaled out my mouth. My fists began to slowly move in a wave-like pattern throughout his chest, arms, and face, making his arms that were holding the tickets to go limb and drop. The air began to build-up slightly while I ended it by breathing through my nose again and exhaled...but this time I let it out by shouting, “OOH, WA-TAAAA!”I hit’em straight in the chest, the wind began to surround him for the moment then vanish. His jaw was already dropped and I can hear him groaning in pain. The crowd began to murmur from what I just did, but I paid it no heed. I smiled slightly while showing the Asian man the tickets he took from my friends, waving it around tauntingly while I went back to glaring at him. I raised up my hand, fingers poised to snap as I said, “Screw your contract!”I snapped my fingers. At first people thought nothing happened well…The Asian man’s painful groan began to grow louder, then his round glasses began to fill up with webs of cracks, then shatter completely, but that didn’t end there. His green suit began to rip to shreds along with his Fist Pump white collared shirt and brown tie as well, leaving the top half of his body exposed. A single ding was heard from his chest from where I punched him as he was flung into the air while screaming and then crash lands at the ticket booth where the window shatters completely.“Whoa, cool!” Mordecai and Rigby said in unison.The people began to gather around the ticket booth to see the poor man who was hurt pretty bad. But luckily for him I held back a bit, because if this were to continue...he wouldn’t have lived, which goes against my word in taking a life without a cause. While the people were distracted for the moment, I turned my attention to the giant coffee bean who’s back was against the wall. It shook in fear, then waved both hands while saying, “C-Coffee, coffee, c-coffee coffee coffee-”“Sorry, but I don’t understand a word you're saying...freak.”I felt the wind swirl around my right fist, my thoughts have already thought of the worst punishment for this thing. I grunted then punched the giant coffee bean hard in the gut while chanting “Wa-ta!” then my fists became a blur, appearing out of thin air when I’m throwing a punch then disappearing as if it wasn’t there. “Wa-ha-ha!” I chanted while continuing my assault, “Wa-chata-chata-chata-chata-chata-chata!” I then kicked him hard in the gut again while chanting “Wa-taaaa!” very loudly.My friends and the crowd winced in disgust as the giant coffee bean puked coffee, soaking my black jeans. I moved my foot back while keeping my balance with one foot. The giant coffee bean was down on his knees while coughing, but I wasn’t finished with him yet. The moment when the giant coffee bean looked up, I hit’em with a barrage of kicks while chanting, “Wa-ta, wa-chata-chata-chata-chata-chata!” While I kicked his face upwards, I made him look up as my foot was smoking then I brought it down hard on him with an axe kick while shouting, “OOH, WA-CHAAAA!”His whole body went down on the ground hard, cracks began to form slightly as he was knocked unconscious. The aura surrounding me vanishes, I breathed through my nose while placing my right hand on my left fist that held the tickets, then exhaling the air through my mouth. Turning around, the crowd was still staring at me while others were still murmuring about what just happened. I glared at them and said, “What’ll y’all looking at? There’s nothing to see here, but shouldn’t someone call an ambulance.”I nodded and waved them off while I thought, man, people these days, they just don’t mind their own business.Anyway, I stood in front of my two friends while Rigby’s jaw and Mordecai’s beak were agape. By the looks on their faces, I can tell they were really surprised about what they just saw. We were silent for about a couple of seconds...until Mordecai broke the ice by saying, “Dude…” Then his beak rose into a smile and said in excitement, “That. Was. Awesome! How did you do that?”“Did what?” I said in confusion.“That dude!” Rigby says. “You were like bam, bam, wa-wa-wa!” Rigby made punching gestures to simplify his explanation.I was still in confusion as my eyebrow cocks.“What he means is,” Mordecai says, “How did you manage to beat those two so fast? I mean, you punched and kicked those guys in a split-second, then they were down in the blink of an eye. How did you do that?”“Well,” I chuckled slightly, “let’s just say I got skills and leave it at that.”“Whoa.” They said in unison.“Anyway, here.” I took Mordecai’s feathered arm and placed the two slightly crumpled tickets in his feathered hand. “I believe these are yours guys.”They looked at me and smiled.“Well then, now that we're done here.” I playfully punched Mordecai’s arm. “I’ll race you inside.”I took off in a jog while I heard Mordecai yell, “Hey, wait up!”After I ran inside fast with Mordecai and Rigby behind me, I ran down the steps two by two while looking around the crowd to find Margaret.“Hey Barney!” I heard a voice through the crowd, “Over here!”I looked at the crowd and saw a red feathered arm and hand wave over and a face that I know all too well. Seeing Margaret, I went over to her and politely saying “excuse me” to the other people who were sitting on their own chairs, but good for me and much to my dismay, the empty spot that Margaret left for me was right next to Slasher. I decided to just swallow my pride and just sit next to that dickhead.Finally, this is the moment I’ve been waiting for...I was going to see Fist Pump with my two friends and Margaret! Speaking of which, I was looking around the crowd and found Mordecai in the front row, but had to cover my mouth and snorted at his misfortune. Someone threw a shirt, possibly a dirty one, right at his face. I could hear him say, “Ah sick, it’s all sweaty!” I then heard someone yell, “Woooooo! I just threw my shirt!”I looked over to where that shirt was thrown and found Muscle Man and High Five Ghost.“Bring out Fist Pump, let’s do it!” I heard Muscle Man yell.I nodded my head, but turned my attention back to Mordecai as me and Margaret said while waving our arms to get his attention, “Hey Mordecai!”“Hey Barney, hey Margaret, Fist Pump!” “Fist Pump!” I cheered while pumping my fists.“Mordecai,” Margaret says, “you have to meet my boyfriend Slasher! Barney already met him though!”I saw the surprised look on Mordecai’s face, I can’t say I blame him though, I too was surprised to find out she had a boyfriend, but what he doesn’t know is that she’ll break up with him once the concert is over. But still, why would she want to introduce Mordecai to Slasher, knowing full well what happened when he came across me?“Hey Slasher!” Margaret says to Slasher, getting his attention. “That’s my other friend Mordecai!”Slasher looks at him then says, “You should tell your friend he should stop pumping it at the wind and start pumping it at the gym.” Margaret slaps his arm while glaring at him and saying, “Don’t be such a jerk!”I nodded unamused at that guy, besides being both a prick and a dick at the same time, I can add insulting punk to the list.Slasher points at Mordecai and mutters, “Your dead!” I glared at that punk, but then he turned his attention to me and said, “Don’t think for a second that your dead meat, I saw you on top of her after I told you to keep your hands off of her, so once this is over, your dead too!” Alright, now he’s taking it too far, and I think it’s time for him to be taught a lesson when messing with me, and I have already found the perfect one. “Okay, but I just got one thing to say…” I pointed out my finger. “Is that a hot chick I see over there?”His eyes widen and looks back at the crowd. “A hot chick, where!”Like I said, all muscles but no brains. I grabbed his shoulder and twisted it, making a cracking sound as he fell off his chair unconscious. Looking back at Mordecai, I winked at him and clicked my tongue.“Barney, what did you do?”I looked at Margaret who was looking down at Slasher’s unconscious form and said, “Let’s just say he deserved it for being a jerk.” I picked him up and carried him to my chair as I laid him there and continued, “But don’t worry, he’s fine, just unconscious.” I sat right next to Margaret. “Besides, the moment he wakes up, the concert will be over and will be long gone.”Margaret playfully punches my arm and says, “Man Barney, you're bad, but I guess you lived up to what you said.”“Thanks I-Wait a second, what did you mean by that?”“Well you did say you’ll end it...” she snaps her fingers. “...in an instant. So since Slasher was a complete jerk, I just wanted to see if you live up to your word by letting Slasher be the jerk he is and see how it plays out.”Wow, clever girl, I thought, it’s no wonder she introduced Slasher to Mordecai.“Touche.” I chuckled.Margaret giggles a bit as I asked her, “By the way, do you still have my camcorder?”“Oh yeah...here.” She reaches underneath her chair and hands me my camcorder. “Since I haven’t asked. What’s it for?”“Precautions, for them.” I pointed to where Mordecai and Rigby were sitting in the front row. “Speaking of which,” I turned on my camcorder, “smile for the camera, and say hey to them.”“Okay,” Margaret shrugs then waves, “hi guys.”I turned the camcorder to my face and said, “As much as I want to say I told you so in front of your faces in person, but I’m in a generous mood, so I’m leaving this video for you guys to see the live performance-”I was cut off by the sound of an eighteen-wheeler horn, it had a red skull on the front while breathing fire, and the wheels were like 8-balls.“And here it is, Fist Pump!” I looked forward while pointing the camcorder straight at the stage to get all the action.The crowd cheered, and so did me and Margaret. There was a loud explosion as the lead singer shouted, “Ello, we are Fist Pump! 1, 2, 3, 4!”As the music was playing, it was the best experience of my whole life, and it reminded me of my childhood, but best of all, I get to experience it with a wonderful girl by my side. But one day when the time comes, maybe Margaret and I can be more than just friends, but I can never tell what the future may hold for us until it happens.So for now...I’ll just take it nice and easy, and hope for the best.
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